One Line Eye Jokes. When is a lens not a lens. Really funny one liner joke.

If you cant convince them confuse them. All rated by visitors and sorted from the best. Only a genius can say these four words out loud four times without stuttering.
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The vet took one look at the cow stuck a tube up the cows butt and blew into the tube until the cows eyes str. _Eye got my eye on you. You can get so many people laughing with just these short sentences. But sir you cannot travel with this.