One Eye Pirate Jokes. The pirate said Aye I wrestled a shark and lost me leg. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt which the captain.

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A sailor walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg a hook hand and an eye patch.
Teaching Figurative Language has always been one of my favorite subjects. _ The pirate said. His parrot however is quite gossipy and cant keep its mouth shut. Mom I also want 3 wives.