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If you cant convince them confuse them. How much for a beer the neutron asks. Others whenever they go.
Once there was a one eyed man who walked in to a pet shop.
He gets the bird home and says Polly want a cracker The bird replied Fuck you you one eyed bastard. Read and share this What did One Eye Say to the Other joke. Also find more Kid Jokes and other clean funny jokes for kids. Prove to me that you can do magic says the skeptic.